THE HARLEQUIN ROMANCE MEME

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She gawked, making a mental note with every step he took. Step: Tall.
Step: Strong, with broad shoulders and thick arms straining against the faded fabric of his clothes.
Step: Lean-hipped and slim-waisted.
Step: Long, powerful legs that ate up the pavement.
Step: Great smile, broadening as he drew closer… and oh, a dimple in one cheek!
Step, step, step: Sexy, confident, gorgeous.
Maybe he needed to know the time. Or to tell her the whole place had been evacuated for a fire drill.

Say anything except I know you're not wearing any panties.

THE HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVEL MEME.

Suddenly you are a character in a harlequin romance novel, complete with the bad writing, the overly muscled male, the unusual sex and the really terrible smut. This meme is rated R for adult concepts and should be viewed with discretion but this is to shock and titillate housewives.

In essence, you are a Unless you're reading Fifty Shades and even then...



1. Medical Romance. Harlequin Medical Romances are stories about dedicated (and delectable) professionals who navigate the high stakes of falling in love in the pressured world of medicine.

2. American Harlequin RomanceYou love small towns and cowboys! Harlequin American Romance stories are heartwarming contemporary tales of everyday women finding love, becoming part of a family or community—or maybe starting a family of her own.

3. Harlequin Nocturne. You harbor otherworldly desires…. Harlequin Nocturne stories delve into dark, sensuous and often dangerous territory, where the normal and paranormal collide. Think Twilight.

4. Harlequin Superromance You want romance plus a bigger story! Harlequin Superromance stories are filled with powerful relationships that deliver a strong emotional punch and a guaranteed happily ever after.

5. Harlequin Historical/Fantasy Large muscled men in white shirts that they can't button to reveal their muscular chests. Horses and lose fitting corsets. Castles. All that Jazz.